Stolen from Manny, who stole it from Kerri who stole it from George, who stole it from LeAnn ...and so on. Ding! Dang! We are a bunch of thieves! haha!
1. I’ve come to realize that my chest-size … has doubled in size since I became a fatty. Go insulin!!
2. I’ve come to realize that my job … is an opinion better left to the corners of my mind but I am grateful to have.
3. I’ve come to realize that when I’m driving … I am usually aggressive, cursing and singing at the top of my lungs...badly.
4. I’ve come to realize that I need … to be as nice to myself as I am to my friends.
5. I’ve come to realize that I have lost … my mind and am not offering a reward.
6. I’ve come to realize that I hate it when … bad people advance and good people don't.
7. I’ve come to realize that if I’m drunk … I'm funnier. I should be drunk more often.
8. I’ve come to realize that money … doesn't make you a smarter, better or wealthier person. Know this.
9. I’ve come to realize that certain people … will never like me no matter how hard I try and that they really shouldn't matter to me.
10. I’ve come to realize that I’ll always … have a good heart and friends who appreciate that.
11. I’ve come to realize that my siblings … are each different and beautiful in their own special and loving ways.
12. I’ve come to realize that my mom … will always be there for me and love me, even when I'm yelling at her.
13. I’ve come to realize that my cell phone … is aggravating the crap out of me and is going back to Sprint on Friday.
14. I’ve come to realize that when I woke up this morning … I had low bs. Then said 'What the eff? I went to bed with low bs, had Dex banshee screaming at me during the night that I was high thanks to over correcting, set Romni Pawed to correct and woke up low! Eff you, diabetes!! You little bitch!'
15. I’ve come to realize that last night before I went to sleep … I was low. Duh. Pay attention! haha!
16. I’ve come to realize that right now I am thinking … that I am a retard.
17. I’ve come to realize that my dad … is who is he is and I wouldn't change it for the world because, oddly enough, I am exactly like him.
18. I’ve come to realize that when I get on Facebook … I am secretly thrilled for the attention.
19. I’ve come to realize that today … is a day I will never get back. I should have had more fun.
20. I’ve come to realize that tonight … will be another night with my daughter. I will make it fun.
21. I’ve come to realize that tomorrow … is my Friday and I couldn't be happier.
22. I’ve come to realize that I really want to … leave this desert but may not be brave enough.
23. I’ve come to realize that the person who is most likely to repost this is … everyone on my Twitter friends list.
24. I’ve come to realize that life … is beautiful and a one time ride so make it worth it, riders.
25. I’ve come to realize that this weekend … is full of fun friend things to do. Trying on my bridesmaid dress and my birthday brunch.
26. I’ve come to realize that marriage … may not be something I am destined for.
27. I’ve come to realize that my friends … make my heart happy.
28. I’ve come to realize that this year … is almost over. Holy crap!! Christmas is just around the corner!!
29. I’ve come to realize that my ex is … is my ex for a reason & I remember that.
30. I’ve come to realize that maybe I should … exercise but I am too lazy and I'm starting to be friends with my fat.
31. I’ve come to realize that I love … easily and freely for the right people.
32. I’ve come to realize that I don’t understand … math and I never will. What should I tip again?
33. I’ve come to realize my past … is precious because it has given me happy memories and necessary lessons.
34. I’ve come to realize that parties … in my pants are the most fun. Hahaha! Ok. Stop it.
35. I’ve come to realize that I’m totally terrified … of diabetic comas, dying before my time, spiders and homeless people.
What is wrong with me? haha! Seriously.
Yeah ok. Um. #34.
ReplyDeleteI concur.
;-)
There is Nothing wrong with you.
Gawd you crack me up!
Thank you!