Friday, September 2, 2011

Sweet Pickup Lines

We all need a dose of humor, now and then, in our chronic disease lives. Thankfully, humor never seems to leave mine. Whether it's from my insane brain or my family's or my friend's...things like this definitely make laughter the best of all medicine.

Abe gave me a hug the other day and his arm landed right on my pump. Throughout our relationship, I have lost many a pump due to poor placement. This time I thought I strategically placed it safely on my back. (Yes...I try to find places where the pump won't interfere with my clothing, my sex life, my everything. haha!) Anyway. Cutie patootie Abe, in his cheesy radio voice and creepily raising his eyebrows, says: ' that a pump in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?'

Then it hit me.

What are some fabulous Diabetic Pickup Lines? And why haven't I been using them?!?!

Is that a pump in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Would you like to poke me?
You’re so sweet I need to inject.
You must be a Diabetic because you are full of sweetness.
I don’t need to check your blood sugar to know you’re a 10.
I’m feeling kinda low…could you gimme some sugar?
Too bad you’re a Diabetic cuz I was gonna give you some sugar tonight.
I’m feeling kinda low, could you give me some kisses?
I am not a prick.
I’ve never felt this glu-close to someone before.
High sugar.
You’re so sweet, I could just eat you….except I’m a Diabetic.
I could make you a Diabetic by injection.
I bet you are my type.

Do you know of any others? These are only a few that I have made up or seen. I have yet had the pleasure of using or having any used on me. *sigh*

Smile, sugar. Life is sweet.



  1. I loved the hilarity that’s been thrown into the article. Hats off to the humor quotient you have. I think it’s just the tip of the iceberg, thereby, making us expect much more in the future.

  2. Slow down sugar, I'm a diabetic ;)